Jokes ...

Who needs rocks? Windows breaks itself...

- Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong.
- Why?
- Because a virus does something.

An internet maniac boy asks his father:
- Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?

- Hiroshima 45
- Chernobyl 86
- Windows 95

After sex, Bill Gates wife realizes why his company is called “Microsoft”.

- How come Microsoft does not produce cars?
- How would buy a car that defects every tree days.

- Air conditioned environment. Do not open Windows!

- Double your hard drive space instantly! Delete Vista!

What does a computer maniac say at an exam when he makes a mistake?
Ohhh shit! Ctrl + Z, Ctrl + Z, Ctrl + Z...

and here is one ... not comp

At a gynecology:
- Madam, I have good news for you!
- I’m not a madam doctor!
- Oh sorry miss. Then I have bad news for you!

jokes stolen from ActionJokes ... I'm not linking ... inappropriate material for children ...